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The “100m, 200m, 250m roll” are now going to become a sport in the summer Olympics held in Rio.
Prassana Siva- Junior Reporter
Laussane, Switzerland- The international Olympic Committee has reached an agreement that “rolling” should become a new sport in the upcoming summer Olympics.
Recently, the IOC has been getting many emails in regards to the need of a new sport. Many of the emails said they wanted “the roll” to become the new sport incorporated in the Olympics. After millions of petitions and emails being sent in, the IOC had announced that they will make rolling the new sport of the summer Olympics. However, the IOC had said that this may not be permanent; they have said that if the new event “fits in” then they will keep it. Most countries have already started to prepare for this new event. The IOC has also said that they may be willing to replace running with rolling in later Olympics if rolling becomes a hit.
Many people in America have already started celebrating for the arrival of this new event. “Well, many people from our nation have already been practicing for this event for years now, so I think that America will be able to take gold in this event.” Said the new American trainer Bob Dabuilda. “ The secret behind this sport is more weight. The more you weigh, the faster you can roll, in this prospect alone America beats every other countries.” When asked which country he thinks would be a hindrance he replied “Well, most likely Mexico is, they have been called the fattest country now so they may be annoying but I still think we can take gold.”
Prassana Siva- Junior Reporter
Laussane, Switzerland- The international Olympic Committee has reached an agreement that “rolling” should become a new sport in the upcoming summer Olympics.
Recently, the IOC has been getting many emails in regards to the need of a new sport. Many of the emails said they wanted “the roll” to become the new sport incorporated in the Olympics. After millions of petitions and emails being sent in, the IOC had announced that they will make rolling the new sport of the summer Olympics. However, the IOC had said that this may not be permanent; they have said that if the new event “fits in” then they will keep it. Most countries have already started to prepare for this new event. The IOC has also said that they may be willing to replace running with rolling in later Olympics if rolling becomes a hit.
Many people in America have already started celebrating for the arrival of this new event. “Well, many people from our nation have already been practicing for this event for years now, so I think that America will be able to take gold in this event.” Said the new American trainer Bob Dabuilda. “ The secret behind this sport is more weight. The more you weigh, the faster you can roll, in this prospect alone America beats every other countries.” When asked which country he thinks would be a hindrance he replied “Well, most likely Mexico is, they have been called the fattest country now so they may be annoying but I still think we can take gold.”
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